My Mum’s friend just asked why I dont have a boyfriend anymore.

Me: I do!

Her:

 

me: Yeah they super hot and they are all in a british boy band, they are super popular at the moment…

her: Wait…they?

me: yeahh….there are 5 of them!

my mum sat opposite me like:

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me:

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me: oh yeah and my mum is going to get me tickets for my birthday so i can finally meet them!!!!

mum: ……………….

mums friend: ……………………………..








“Hey! You! off to bed!

love-with-no-infiniti:

ooh! why?

because if you don’t I’ll make you like..

this!

this!

or maybe this one!

okay fine GOODNIGHT!