My Mum’s friend just asked why I dont have a boyfriend anymore.
Me: I do!
Her:
me: Yeah they super hot and they are all in a british boy band, they are super popular at the moment…
her: Wait…they?
me: yeahh….there are 5 of them!
my mum sat opposite me like:
me:
me: oh yeah and my mum is going to get me tickets for my birthday so i can finally meet them!!!!
mum: ……………….
mums friend: ……………………………..

















